Mottoes for saner living
Pain and suffering are inevitable but misery is optional.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy. Check 3 friends, if they are OK, you're it.
posted by DebF at 5:26 AM
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