signs of menopause

1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying you are "Not amused", you shoot him.
3. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
4. You change your underwear after every sneeze.
5. You're on so much estrogen that you take your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendale's.