Tuesday, September 27, 2005

evening classes for men

Starting this Month!

NOTE: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each.

TOPIC 1 - How to fill the ice-cube trays. Step by step instructions with slide presentation.

TOPIC 2 - Toilet paper rolls: Do they grow on the holders? Round table dicussion.

TOPIC 3 - Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 4 - The after dinner dishes and silverware. Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

TOPIC 5 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Helpline and support groups.

TOPIC 6 - Learning how to find things: Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

TOPIC 7 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape.

TOPIC 8 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 9 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

TOPIC 10 - Learning to live: Basic differences between Mother and Wife. Online class and role playing.

TOPIC 11 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

TOPIC 12 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Rembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

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